Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Georgia Wife...

THE GEORGIA WIFE:

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Ohio and had told her that she was going to do the dishes and house cleaning.
It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Illinois. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a beautiful girl from Georgia. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.

He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye---enough to fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

9 comments:

calicobebop said...

Awesome. Southern girls rule!

Stephanie said...

Hahhaaha, thanks for sharing. That cracks me up. It is funny how some guys really expect those things.

GypsiAdventure said...

haha...texas women are the same way! :)
~K

Krystyn @ Really, Are You Serious? said...

I agree with Kel (being a Texan Georgian myself)....that was too much!

shrink on the couch said...

I can relate!

shrink on the couch said...

p.s. your post sparked linkage

http://coffeeyogurt.blogspot.com/2009/02/when-men-should-run-things.html

Kirsetin Morello said...

Hilarious! I clicked over from phd in yogurtry's link. This is priceless. Thanks for the laugh.

kimmy said...

Great joke! Love it!

Kimmy

glovin said...

Ha h ha a ha, thanks for sharing. That cracks me up. It is funny how some guys really expect those things.

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